Monday, February 18, 2008

Bitch Slap to the Chief...

James McMurtry's through bein' subtle.

Just in case you missed McMurtry's point in his 2005 CD Childish Things, which included We Can't Make it Here, a brilliant blow-by-blow stinging rebuke to the insane policies of the Bush Administration and what it's done to this nation, McMurtry's gonna try to get it through your thick skull one more time.

Cheney's Toy calls into question - OK, McMurtry doesn't exactly "call into question." He spells it out. This is one little hard-hitting Freudian tale - the size of our president's penis and George Bush's fear that his inadequacies will be, uhhh, exposed.
You're the man, show 'em what you're made of
You're no longer Daddy's Boy
Ain't you grand, with your guns a blazin'
Bring 'em on, Cheney's Toy

A free download of Cheney's Toy is available here.

McMurtry's pissed off and he wants us to show him we're pissed off too. According to the Web site Country Music Time, McMurtry is giving away the song, which will be part of his next CD in April, for free exclusively through eMusic's Daily Download. The song is also on McMurtry's MySpace page and the Lightning Rod Records website.

Fans can use the free mp3 to create their own videos and post them online.
McMurtry will choose the best videos and post them on his official MySpace page
and website.
Creators of each of the top five video creators will receive
t-shirts and autographed copies of McMurtry's new album, "Just Us Kids" (out
April 15). McMurtry's choice for the best overall video will also receive an 8
Gb Apple iPod nano with video capabilities. Fans can send links to their videos
to mcmurtryvideo@gmail.com.


Thursday, February 7, 2008

Your mother knows best...


Girls Guns & Glory - Pretty Little Wrecking Ball

Of all the little details that make up the band Girls Guns & Glory, the one I like best is that drummer Johnny Surprises’ mom made him take percussion lessons from Tito Puente.

It’s like I’ve always told my boys, “Listen to your mother. Sometimes she knows what she’s talking about.”

So listen up.

While a band from Boston evokes images of a certain blue-state philosophy, these guys seem more like they should be jumping around a stage in some red-state backwater where the politics are insane, but the music is terrific.

GGG offers no oh-so-earnest Shawn Colvin-inspired acoustic strumming or tediously crunchy metaphors of flowers and sunshine. The sound is straight-up traditional country and early rock-and-roll with honky-tonk piano and tight Tex-Mex rhythms. And yet, their music, particularly their latest CD Pretty Little Wrecking Ball, remains easily accessible. There is nothing here that is offensive or even particularly thought-provoking. They have the spirit of a bar band, in only the best sense. And you gotta wonder: Why isn’t this considered to be mainstream commercial country? And then, you remember. Mainstream country must suck. In a fair world, Kenny Chesney and Brooks & Dunn wouldn’t be able to score a gig at a used-car lot grand opening. There is no justice.

Pretty Little Wrecking Ball is filled with catchy songs, but sometimes slightly twisted lyrics. I can’t tell if Soft Raccoon is a tender but playful ballad about a child’s lost stuffed animal, or the threatening and obsessive rant of a stalker.

And Tennessee Rose is something of an ironic reverse on the typical wayward country boy. Songwriter and lead singer Ward Hayden plays off the tale of a boy overcome by the spirit to wander and now sits alone, most likely in a cold northern city, pining for the bluegrass of his southern home. But instead of that story, Tennessee Rose is about a momma’s boy whose feet are firmly planted in a northern town and is too fearful to jump that train with the beckoning whistle. So he stays where he’s supposed to be, most likely with the reliable job, good health benefits and profitable 401k.


To Hell that train is bound
Hear that whistle blowin' as it rides this town into the ground
A train is not enough for me to turn my back and walk away,
You know I love my momma very much


Awww, see? The boy can’t leave because he loves his momma. I’m so definitely buying my sons this CD.

Anyway, I saw Girls Guns & Glory last fall at Dewey Beach’s annual Americana Festival. I just checked their tour schedule and these boys play pretty much close to home. So it gets me a little misty to know that they drove all the way down to the southern tip of Delaware and played such a terrific show for nothing more than beer money – and the mutual glowing appreciation that you get any time you get a bunch of drunken musicians together in a bar for three days.

Admittedly, I’m a little fuzzy on some of the details from the weekend – I remember something involving shots and banana crème - but here are my recollections on GGG: They were great. And while they played with lots of energy and polished enthusiasm, one never got the feeling that they took themselves too seriously – unlike the guy that took the stage after them and who, in my opinion, has been receiving far more attention than he deserves. Lead singer Hayden looks like Buddy Holly, trills like Dwight Yoakam, and owes inspiration to Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens and a great number of other country music singers who came along before country music sucked. I also remember thinking Hayden wore great shoes…and had nice lean hips.

The performance was mixed with their catchy originals and some great old standards. Near the end of the show, they played Folsom Prison. Now, there are a few songs that a band can play to make me love ‘em forever. Especially after a few drinks. Folsom Prison is one of those songs. So, admittedly, I’m biased here.

In addition to Hayden, and drummer Johnny Surprise, the band’s other members are: Bruce IV, on bass; Brendan Murphy, percussion; and Colt Thompson, lead guitar.

In December, Girls Guns & Glory signed a management deal with Perriello Productions. And in the Dec. 28th issue of The Boston Globe, Pretty Little Wrecking Ball was listed as one of the top 15 local releases of the year. So hopefully, they’ll be getting more attention in this year.

You can listen and buy 'Pretty little Wrecking Ball' here.